Make a page for myself that provides semantic information to pass to the machines. *Insert creepy music here* Steph (a.k.a. Scor) has been working on several projects over the years that have resulted in the addition of RDFa to Drupal 7, a module (or two) that use this RDFa to provide information that the machines can read. Since I usually need to explain to people (and christmas IS around the corner) what it is my husband does... trying to follow his instructions on his recent screencast should suffice for this year's training.
Resulting advice to scor: "Simplify the experience. I don't need to be creating all of these magical fields if I can simply select the text in the body of my node and add an 'annotation' that will configure the schema.org setting. This way, I can select my name and annotate as 'person'. I can select some text and annotate as 'description'... and so on and so forth. "